This Audi S5 Driver Has Woman Issues

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 02/10/2014 at 19:02 • Filed to: lolcars, audi s5, license plate

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I appreciate the suggestion, but that can only suffice for so long.

AndersSim - V10'ING > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:04

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Best post on /r/cars for a looong time

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:04

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Considering the S5, he seems to be hand ling his lack of women just fine.

Brian, The Life of > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:06

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Is there anything more pathetic than bitter divorcé?

GhostZ > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:06

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Was he playing this in his stereo?

PRBot II > AndersSim - V10'ING 02/10/2014 at 20:07

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Didn't even see it on r/cars. I'm more of the r/shittycarmods kind.

No Prius Needed > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/10/2014 at 20:08

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You mean understeering his lack of women fine?

AndersSim - V10'ING > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:09

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Thanks, never heard of that subreddit, you just gave me another reason to NOT go to bed

PRBot II > GhostZ 02/10/2014 at 20:09

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There's a 100% chance.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > No Prius Needed 02/10/2014 at 20:10

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He just needs to grip the wheel tightly and he'll make it.

PRBot II > Brian, The Life of 02/10/2014 at 20:10

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Nope.

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:11

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/r/carporn for me. Favorite sub by miles.

PRBot II > AndersSim - V10'ING 02/10/2014 at 20:13

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It's gonna be a long night.

PRBot II > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/10/2014 at 20:15

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Hell. Yes.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:28

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Confirmation that Audi drivers are wankers

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:34

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*notices the HRC sticker on the back window*

Hmm...kitschy license plate, Audi S5, Forget Women license plate frame.

He's going to a key-swap party with his boyfriend.

PRBot II > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/10/2014 at 20:37

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Hey MR,

I noticed you're in the grey on the FP, so I was thinking about petitioning for getting you followed by Jalopnik - seeing as how you're a lot more deserving of it than a few of the featured schmucks out there. You (and I) even made it to the top Oppo posts of 2013 , not to mention your Raptor post was outstanding.

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Let me know, and I'll see if I can pull some strings.

PRBot II > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 02/10/2014 at 20:39

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LOL

I saw that sticker too, only I couldn't think of anything witty to say about it.

CAR_IS_MI > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:42

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Only reason why he can afford this car...

MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > PRBot II 02/10/2014 at 20:48

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Thanks. Way back I wasn't grey out there, then one day I was again. I don't know why.

PRBot II > MtrRider Just Wants Doritos 02/10/2014 at 21:03

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Same thing happened to me. I got out of the grey, then had my followed status pulled after pointing out a grammatical error on the FP. Considering what outrageous stuff some people get away with, I'm surprised I got tossed back into the grey.

I got it back after having more posts shared to the FP, but the stuff I had shared hasn't exactly been as awesome as the stuff you post. Comparing my experiences with what I see for others, I'm definitely surprised to see you in the grey.

If I can't get you followed in 24 hours or less, I'll change my screen name to "Prius Lover" for a week. Sit tight.

yamahog > CAR_IS_MI 02/10/2014 at 22:01

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lololol yup, good one, them wimmin sure are gold diggin tramps, amirite??

hethoughtofcars > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 02/11/2014 at 13:58

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Equality for everyone! Um, except women.

Stef Schrader > PRBot II 02/11/2014 at 20:54

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I'm confused. Is he slappin' a ho or havin' a wank?

PRBot II > Stef Schrader 02/11/2014 at 21:07

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Oh it's a wank, alright.

Here's his new favorite meme.